- Michael: You don't like ladies' humps or bumps, either? What are you, a fuckin' bump hater, ya piece of shit?
- Ryan: I'm a fan of every protrusion, really.
- Ray: Even penises?
- Ryan: . . .if you can find one on a lady, sure, I'll take it.
"What are you going to do when you’re older?"
"Do you have a boyfirend/girlfriend?"
"How are your grades?"